why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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