A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Im black

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Tony Romo

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Anti Joke

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