- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

lewis ya baggy fuck

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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