Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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