Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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snooki

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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