- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

whats 69+2? 71

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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