Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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