Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

once upon a time, it snowed

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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