- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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