Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Autism speaks but not really

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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