- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

your mother

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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