- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Gun Control

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

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