- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Fat people

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

call me maybe.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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