Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

My parents have an open marriage.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Reading books

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

my mind's eye?

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Anti Joke

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