antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Tell you something funny.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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