Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Psychics.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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