Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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A man... walks.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Anti Joke

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