- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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