- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Whats white? A fridge

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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