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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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