- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Your mom is so fat...

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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