A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Women outside of the kitchen.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Me Neither.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a black man? Black

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Gangnam style

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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