- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

whats worse than gill? nothing

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

How many light bulbs? 1

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.