Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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