man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Black people

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Misner is a twat.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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