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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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