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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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