- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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