A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Women's rights...

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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