- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A woman walks into a bar.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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