Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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A man... walks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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