Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Hi

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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say cheese

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Anti Joke

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