Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

This is a random Anti joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

He walked in a bar

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Knock knock Come in

womens rights

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

once upon a time, it snowed

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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