yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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