- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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