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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Democracy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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