How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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tims sty:)

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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