- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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