Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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So I was walking down the road today

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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