I walk into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

America

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Top Gear USA

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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