A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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