- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

I died shortly after writing this.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

This is a joke

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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