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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Brad Fuller!

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

So a man walks into a bar, right?

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

How would you rule?

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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