- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Mormons having fun.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

You see how lame this is?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

A black person walks out of KFC

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