- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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