- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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