besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Donkey lips

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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how man

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Anti Joke

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