What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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God. God.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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