- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Autism speaks but not really

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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