Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

I love pissing people off :P

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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