What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

test

Why do I hate food? I don't.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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